|Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 03:43 pm: |
Why pirate music just because it is being sold for outrageous sums in record stores when you can just pay a small amount for all sorts of wonderful songs online?
MSN entertainment offers a wide selection of music, like a live album that seminal white supremacist band Skrewdriver! Let your kids run wild and free on the MSN network. It'll keep them away from the dark, non-corporate, corners of the online world.
Politics not your thing? Well then, why not sample G. G. Allin? I know I can face my deadlines a bit better knowing that the dulcet tones of "Cunt Suckin' Cannibal" are just a click away!
And if you like to kick it old school, don't forget The Mentors, a band that brought gritty, down-to-earth, street experiences to America. Who can forget their most famous couplet, read aloud in Congress by Tipper Gore: "Smell my anal vapors/I'll use your face as toilet paper"?
Not me, that's for sure. Stay off Kaaza, kids, and stick with the wholesome family entertainment provided by Microsoft.
|Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 05:32 pm: |
Just you wait for the new version of "Cunt Suckin' Cannibal", the one that goes like "Smell my vaginal vapors/I'll use your face as a tampon". Sung by Skrewdriver, of course.