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Nick Mamatas
Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 03:43 pm:   

Why pirate music just because it is being sold for outrageous sums in record stores when you can just pay a small amount for all sorts of wonderful songs online?

MSN entertainment offers a wide selection of music, like a live album that seminal white supremacist band Skrewdriver! Let your kids run wild and free on the MSN network. It'll keep them away from the dark, non-corporate, corners of the online world.

Politics not your thing? Well then, why not sample G. G. Allin? I know I can face my deadlines a bit better knowing that the dulcet tones of "Cunt Suckin' Cannibal" are just a click away!

And if you like to kick it old school, don't forget The Mentors, a band that brought gritty, down-to-earth, street experiences to America. Who can forget their most famous couplet, read aloud in Congress by Tipper Gore: "Smell my anal vapors/I'll use your face as toilet paper"?

Not me, that's for sure. Stay off Kaaza, kids, and stick with the wholesome family entertainment provided by Microsoft.
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Luís
Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 05:32 pm:   

Just you wait for the new version of "Cunt Suckin' Cannibal", the one that goes like "Smell my vaginal vapors/I'll use your face as a tampon". Sung by Skrewdriver, of course.

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