|Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 10:13 am: |
I know everyone is really torn up about the news, so I have decided to step in and fill the gap.
Consider this official. I now declare myself the JOHNNY CASH OF THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY!
As my first decree, I order everybody to go about their lives as they would had The Johnny Cash of the Twentieth Century not died.
I'll be here, practicing my chords, if anyone needs me.
Yours in Christ,
Nick "Also The 'Crown Prince Of America' Since JFK Jr. Died" Mamatas
|Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 02:23 pm: |
Well, OK, but if you make fun of John Ritter I am going to cry.
|Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 11:45 pm: |
Glad to see you're getting so much enjoyment out of someone's death. You think it's funny?
|Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 11:47 pm: |
Don't you know I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?
|Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 11:51 pm: |
I'm serious, man. Don't you think it's in bad taste? I mean, do you want people making fun of you when you're dead?
|Posted on Saturday, September 13, 2003 - 05:27 am: |
I had you figured more as a twenty-first century's Warren Zevon.
|Posted on Saturday, September 13, 2003 - 06:24 am: |
You know Mark, I tried to call dibs on Zevon, but Stan Zelimbowsky of Verona, PA got there first.
As far as you, Chris, I would hope that after I pass on, my "fans" wouldn't act like total fuckaninnies to the Johnny Cash of the Twenty Second Century.