|Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 09:57 am: |
When will Dick "Vader" Cheney stop? He probably got bored killing animals and wanted more exciting sport so he aimed the gun at his "friend."
|Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 04:34 pm: |
sound bite: "Perfect timing! As America moves further and further back in time during Bush's second term, assassination attempts are cancelled."
|Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 10:45 am: |
HENEY GOES AHEAD WITH FOLSOM PRISON CONCER
Vice President Dick "Buckshot" Cheney kept his word to the inmates at California's maximum security Folsom State Prison. He played a one hour set with his band "Dickie and The Trigger Happy Birdie Killers". The set received a luke warm reception until Cheney launched into his new, as yet unreleased, single "Go Fuck Yourself".
During the guitar solo the Vice President thrilled the assembled audience by producing a rifle and opening fire. "He seems angry. Very angry" one inmate said "I mean, I always thought that the American people didn't like to vote for angry people but...Man, that dude is angry!" I managed to obtain a tape of the performance and am proud to present it here....-->Go Fuck Yourself <http://cheneyplaysfolsom.cf.huffingtonpost.com/>
|Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 01:26 pm: |
The NY Daily News had a good op-ed piece yesterday, saying that Cheney was finished in DC because the Elmer Fudd tag is going to be the memorable punch line that sticks to him and defines his veep career. I'm not so sure, but such an outcome is comforting to think about.
|Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 06:06 pm: |
Sadly, the shooting is a nice distraction from the fact that Libby is now on record, under oath stating that cheney gave him the go-ahead to release Plumes Identity.
Now THAT is fucking news... That some lame dick old republican lawyer got peppered by cheeney's shotgun is fucking boring... Even If cheney WAS scthumping the ambassador to switerland between quail blasts...
Cheney going on the air sayin he had the authority to declassify shit is a) complete and utter bullshit. and b) a prima-faca admission that he authorized the leak.
Reporters should not be askig if Bush will be asking cheney to step down, given bush promised to fire anyone behind the leak. There's no hiding behind the "no comment on an ongoing investigation" tag because cheney just went on TV to talk about it...
crap. These fuckers will never pay. In two more years, they will sell off their Haliburton stock, and live the rest of their lives getting paid by right wing think tanks to talk about the "good old days" when the US used to be a super power.
|Posted on Friday, February 17, 2006 - 07:22 am: |
Okay, I realize that it's ridiculous to even put this in written form, but there's a eentsyweentsy tiny bit of the complete and utter cynic in me that wonders about the timing of this accident. Same week Chertoff is grilled by Congress. Same week that the report on horrid response to Katrina is released. Same week that Rice is back in front of Congress about Foreign Relations. Same week that more Abu Graib photos come out.
And Cheney & crew are going after the media as being biased.
|Posted on Friday, February 17, 2006 - 07:39 am: |
Hell, as a way of distracting the media, it's a lot easier than shooting a Minuteman at a Sudanese aspirin factory. Just pull out the old shooting iron and put some buckshot into your buddy's backside. It's a new era in media relations!