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Lucius
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 04:30 pm:   

Wonderful news! It's official. The War on Terror is out. New name -- Global Struggle Against Violent Extremists. No kidding. This is suppose to shift people's concerns away from Iraq to the Global Struggle. I don't think it's that catchy. I'm thinking along the lines of Rock the Violent Extemists or Just Say Emshi (Get the fuck out in Arabic) or maybe The Crusade. Maybe War of the Thorn Bunnies, for that fantasy edge. Maybe...well, your turn.
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MarcL
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 05:58 pm:   

Time for some Struggle Sessions.
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T Andrews
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 06:26 pm:   

Diet War: The Choice of a Deluded Generation
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Lucius
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 06:29 pm:   

True.

Next year they'll be calling it:

Bummer '06

And after that, someday, IRAQ: The Glory Years...
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Minz
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 07:53 pm:   

Hey, at least they're cramming a nice fat Energy bill through Congress that will help those poor suffering oil companies. It's not like they just enjoyed some of the greatest one-quarter profits of any US company in history. Oh wait...

I friggin told Sondi we should've bought oil stock when Bush first got elected. Friggin morals. What good did they ever do me?
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Bruce
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 08:06 pm:   

Ferocious Attacks on Regimes of Terrorists...or FART for short. Any other suitable acronyms out there?
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Lucius
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 08:07 pm:   

That's just part of the Global Struggle against Violent Extremists, Minz :-)
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PM
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 08:31 pm:   

Mom Recommends Killing Others...
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ben peek
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 09:43 pm:   

how about US vs THEM? as you can see, there's a whole play on words there. except for THEM. because, you know, who are they anyway?
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Lucius
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 09:47 pm:   

Now Ben i s a perfect example of someone who's in tune with the G-SAVE. :-) Us vs them. Yah.
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MTVCisco
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 11:31 pm:   

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! eXXXtreme TerroCross 6000!
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Dunmore
Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 02:26 am:   

I would go for the horror pitch. Something like

TERRORISM EXORCISM!
Now showing at a distant country near you.
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StephenB
Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 05:26 am:   

So, who's going to struggle against the people bandying about terms like "The War on Terror" and "Global Struggle Against Violent Extremists" to fulfill their own hidden agendas and use violence as a means to that end?

Well, of course there's the terrorists they help create...!
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StephenB
Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 05:46 am:   

And I meant, the people throwing "The War on Terror" slogans around, use violence to achieve their agendas. Who else likes to do that?
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al duncan
Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 05:53 am:   

I think they should rebrand the "War On Terror" as the "Surrender To Paranoia". Or how about the "Global Pillage"? No, wait, I got it!

Dubiously Excused Endless Provocation of Sectarian Hardline International Terrorists

DEEP SHIT for short.

G-SAVE... what the fuck is that? Australian for "good save!"?... Like, "G'save, mate!"

Or is it American for "God save" in some nutjob Neo-Puritan way where His name shall be indicated with only the letter "G"... for to take His name in vain would verily be a sin, Goody Rumsfeld!... "G, save us all from these heathen fiends! Oh Great Big G, we beg you to save our asses from our own incompetence!"
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StephenB
Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 05:55 am:   

How this for a slogan?

We're greedy redneck Bible thumpers, and we'll use the same terrorist methods to fight terrorism. Fight fire with fire, an eye for an eye, and all that shit. Yeehaw!
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Dunmore
Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 06:33 am:   

Music hall variety extract:


It is noble
And it is global
But not a snowball
That will melt without us turning up the heat a little... etc.

Music by Andrew Lloyd Rumsfeld
Lyrics by Tim Condoleezza Rice


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Dave G.
Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 06:35 am:   

G-SAVE is way better than War on Terror, which just compresses to WOT. As in "You're doing wot?" or "Say wot?..."

How about Bombapalooza?

Slogans?

"U.S. democracy. No rules, just the Right..."
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Dave G.
Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 06:43 am:   

Newly-Organized Initiative Marching Against Muslim Madness, or NO-IMAMM
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Cisco
Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 11:59 am:   

You have to say "The War Against Terror."
TWAT.

We could have repelling TWAT Teams rappelling out of helicopters and bursting out of black vans. I mean, somebody has to burst out of the backs of vans!
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ben peek
Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 07:54 pm:   

G-SAVE is alllll lucius. he probably just wants some free jesus slippers ;)
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Lucius
Posted on Saturday, July 30, 2005 - 08:18 am:   

I do, I do..... :-)

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