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Bob K.
Posted on Monday, July 26, 2004 - 11:35 am:   

Looks like all the reviews are in for Catwoman. Here are a few representative ones:

"A stinking hairball on the soiled rug of the summer blockbuster schedule...."

"...has all the feline grace of a wall-eyed mastiff..."

"No amount of litter could fix this stinker."

You've been saying for awhile that critics should adopt a new scale to evaluate these movies, and here they have: The consensus seems to be somewhere between hacked-up furball and excrement. You might be due some credit.
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Lucius
Posted on Monday, July 26, 2004 - 11:44 am:   

Here's one:

This Catwoman should be spayed.
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Bob K.
Posted on Monday, July 26, 2004 - 12:41 pm:   

That's a good one. I suppose it fits on the "Interferes with one's ability to procreate" end of the scale.
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Lucius
Posted on Monday, July 26, 2004 - 12:43 pm:   

This Catwoman should be....

Yeah.

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