|Posted on Monday, July 26, 2004 - 11:35 am: |
Looks like all the reviews are in for Catwoman. Here are a few representative ones:
"A stinking hairball on the soiled rug of the summer blockbuster schedule...."
"...has all the feline grace of a wall-eyed mastiff..."
"No amount of litter could fix this stinker."
You've been saying for awhile that critics should adopt a new scale to evaluate these movies, and here they have: The consensus seems to be somewhere between hacked-up furball and excrement. You might be due some credit.
|Posted on Monday, July 26, 2004 - 11:44 am: |
This Catwoman should be spayed.
|Posted on Monday, July 26, 2004 - 12:41 pm: |
That's a good one. I suppose it fits on the "Interferes with one's ability to procreate" end of the scale.
|Posted on Monday, July 26, 2004 - 12:43 pm: |
This Catwoman should be....