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Eric Solomon
Posted on Saturday, April 23, 2005 - 10:07 pm:   

MEEEE-OWW!!!
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Nick Mamatas
Posted on Sunday, April 24, 2005 - 02:38 am:   

Classy!
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Sean Wallace
Posted on Monday, May 09, 2005 - 07:03 am:   

*scratching head* did I miss something?
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Theodora Goss
Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2005 - 10:27 pm:   

Hi Sean!

I don't think so. Evidently, someone named Eric stopped by to tell me that I was HOT!!!!!, which I will remember the next time I'm covered with strained peas. And then Nick stopped by to tell Eric that he was classy.

Unless the whole thing is in code. Do you think?

Once again, I lament the absence of a smiling-ironically-face. :-)

And by the way, do you get the SFWA Forum? There was a great letter in the April Forum by Darrell Schweitzer under the title State of the Market that discussed some of the things that you've been talking about on your board, like the rise of the small press. It really fit with my own sense of where the market is going, and I thought it was a good counterbalance to the Mike Resnick/Barry Malzberg dialogs, which are generally pessimistic about the market for professional short story sales. Darrell's letter was more optimistic, at least for anyone willing to keep his or her day job!
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Tim Pratt
Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 12:30 pm:   

Strained peas are HOT!!!!

Woof!
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Ellen Datlow
Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 04:02 pm:   

Strained peas are disgusting!!! SHeesh.
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AliceB
Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 05:49 pm:   

Strained peas, right out of the blender, can cause disfiguring burns. Do be careful Dora. :-)
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Darja MC
Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 06:05 pm:   

Strained peas are abject and therefore should be embraced.
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anon
Posted on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 10:07 am:   

All we are saaaaaay-ing
is give peas a chance...
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Ellen Datlow
Posted on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 11:40 am:   

No effing way. Only fresh ones ;-)
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Melissa Mead
Posted on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 02:00 pm:   

Fresh, raw peas, straight out of the pod.

Darn. Now I want some.
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Ellen Datlow
Posted on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 02:10 pm:   

Oh yes. Sugar peas especially. Can't wait for them to show up at the greenmarket this year.
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Theodora Goss
Posted on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 09:21 pm:   

I just want to make sure the anti-strained-peas contingent understands that the strained peas in question are not to be ingested, but to be applied topically, like, for example, a fine perfume.

And Alice is right, you should always practice safe strained peas.

And for the guys out there, if you really want to attract babes, there's nothing quite like cheerios.

:-)
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Jason D. Wittman
Posted on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 11:12 pm:   

Thanks, Dora. I'll be sure to remember that...
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Melissa Mead
Posted on Friday, May 13, 2005 - 02:14 pm:   

Mmm, sugar peas. I have two plants growing, despite my total brown thumb. They even survived last night's freeze. Now, if they'll only produce peas...
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Sarah Miller
Posted on Friday, May 13, 2005 - 04:22 pm:   

All we are saaaaaay-ing
is give peas a chance...


Oh dear.


And for the guys out there, if you really want to attract babes, there's nothing quite like cheerios.

When my niece Alyssa was about 2 or so, she was a Cheerios addict.
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John Joseph Adams
Posted on Friday, May 13, 2005 - 04:30 pm:   

Cheerios are HOT!!!!

<shrug> Someone had to say it.
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Theodora Goss
Posted on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 - 09:35 pm:   

When my niece Alyssa was about 2 or so, she was a Cheerios addict.

I want to thank Sarah for bringing up the often-ignored, but important, topic of cheerios addiction. Most toddlers will eventually grow out of their cheerios addictions, but we've all seen those pictures of Hollywood stars, and sometimes even political figures, caught by hidden cameras, trying to hide their bags of cheerios or lying on streetcorners in a cheerios haze. Parents: talk to your children about cheerios. Know where they're going, and who their friends are. Search their closets. Even a seemingly innocuous cereal, like frosted wheat, can function as a gateway cereal to the hard stuff: Fruit Loops, Captain Crunch, or worse, imported museli. (Just like the stuff they eat in Amsterdam.)
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Christopher Barzak
Posted on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 - 03:12 am:   

My mom new I was no longer innocent when she caught me with Coco Puffs. It was a long road to recovery, and though our relationship has mended, it'll never be the same again.
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AliceB
Posted on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 - 06:36 am:   

It's the dead Cheerios that are truly scary--you know, the ones you discover weeks later in a corner. They're just waiting to come back to life...
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Jason D. Wittman
Posted on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 - 09:34 am:   

I'm almost afraid to ask your opinion of Honey Nut Cheerios...
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Sarah Miller
Posted on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 - 03:25 pm:   

I'm almost afraid to ask your opinion of Honey Nut Cheerios...

My Latin teacher was absent today, and several of the guys had hot sauce, Honey Nut Cheerios and some vaguely inappropriate jokes printed off the internet.

I leave the rest to your imagination. Suffice to say, Honey Nut Cheerios in the hands of teenage boys are extremely dangerous.
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Jason D. Wittman
Posted on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 - 11:11 pm:   

Um, heh heh, that's all right...
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Brrrrian Frost
Posted on Wednesday, June 01, 2005 - 12:06 am:   

I'm so cool, I'M hot!!!

Yours, etc.
Brrrrian Frost
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Theodora Goss
Posted on Wednesday, June 01, 2005 - 06:13 am:   

It's the dead Cheerios that are truly scary--you know, the ones you discover weeks later in a corner. They're just waiting to come back to life...

We are haunted by the ghosts of dead cheerios . . .
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Benjamin Rosenbaum
Posted on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 - 10:19 am:   

In my house we are all about the Edamame.

The thing about the Edamame is, you can squeeze the sleeve-like green hull and the pale green pea-bean shoots out into your mouth. Or, say, your little brother's ear.

No cheerios or strained pea-based emulsions can possibly compete with this.
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Em Tersoff
Posted on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 - 12:08 pm:   

The thing about the Edamame is, you can squeeze the sleeve-like green hull and the pale green pea-bean shoots out into your mouth. Or, say, your little brother's ear.

Now that's what I need. Except, you know, my brothers aren't that little anymore.... -Em
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Theodora Goss
Posted on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 - 09:13 pm:   

Except, you know, my brothers aren't that little anymore....

I don't think you should let that stop you! :-)

I always knew that cheerios were WMDs, but I didn't realize that edamame could be as well. And I'm very proud to report that, the other day, Ophelia took four of Kendrick's avocado rolls and popped them right into her mouth (one at a time, of course). My international girl . . .

Ben, it was great to see you at the workshop!
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Em Tersoff
Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 06:50 am:   

Except, you know, my brothers aren't that little anymore....

I don't think you should let that stop you!


Except, you know, one of them is bigger than I am and the other is getting there, and I have far more self control than either of them. Easier to try and behave and then if they bug me I can get our parents to yell at them. :-)
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minz
Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 07:24 am:   

Oh please. Always go for the chance to annoy and incite. Of course, it helps to be quick about getting to the bathroom and locking the door. (Except for that time my brother pulled a "Here's Johnny" and stuck the butchers knife through the door...ah, the halcyon days of youth.)
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Jason D. Wittman
Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2006 - 10:12 am:   

Notice how the spambot hasn't posted in THIS thread? Clearly it has no taste in women.

Jason

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