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des
Posted on Thursday, February 02, 2006 - 07:54 am:   

I want my cupboards freed up from the residual piles of sleek Nemos! Please help:
http://www.nemonymous.com

If I am a feather in the literary world, it is a tenacious one.
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des
Posted on Friday, February 03, 2006 - 10:57 am:   

If you are reading this message direct or as a result of someone telling you about it, you are a Nemonymous specialist.

For a short period – i.e. up to the end of this month – there is available a possibly unmissable opportunity for Nemonymous specialists freely to receive *any* number of the remaining sleek and memorable editions of Nemonymous (signed by me if required) … assuming you feel now or in the future that you can use these critically acclaimed objects productively. The minimum that you need do is pay me for the postage to wherever you live - internal UK mail being the cheapest and ‘surface mail’ for the rest of the world being the next cheapest.

Each edition of Nemonymous weighs 200g so you can assess the likely postal cost in getting them to you. Please write to nemonymous@hotmail.com if you are such a Nemonymous specialist.

Please link to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemonymous to see the names of those writers who were first published by the five legendary editions of Nemonymous.

Des
http://www.nemonymous.com




DFL: http://www.augusthog.esmartguy.com/
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des
Posted on Saturday, February 04, 2006 - 01:28 am:   

To answer the type of query I seem to be getting re above:

During the specialist offer of February 2006, any permutation of Nemonymous editions (eg any number of issues one to five) will cost purely the postal & packing cost, i.e. 60p per copy (UK second class post) or two US dollars per each copy (surface mail to USA – usually 6-8 weeks).

To find out how to send money and number required of which issues plus instruction as to any signing of them you would like me to supply:

nemonymous@hotmail.com
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nemonymous
Posted on Sunday, February 05, 2006 - 01:45 am:   

Incredible special offer bumped up from above.
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des
Posted on Sunday, February 05, 2006 - 03:54 am:   

If all these sleek creatures are not picked up (ie just at the cost of sending them to you) I may need to destroy the rest by the end of the year for space reasons. So please don't feel guilty about getting them off me. They do contain some historic collectable and/or personally valuable stories - so it will break my heart, should I be forced to do this. And they do look very nice, as some of you already know.
des
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des
Posted on Monday, February 06, 2006 - 12:59 am:   

Keep this salvage going. Thanks so far. You won't regret it. These things will be valuable one day. Honestly. :-)
des



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des
Posted on Monday, February 06, 2006 - 01:17 am:   

And I still intend to do NEMONYMOUS SIX at some stage in the future - but it will be quite a different beast!
des
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des
Posted on Monday, February 06, 2006 - 10:06 am:   

When I do Nemo Six, I intend to learn by my mistakes with the first five editions. I promise.

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The stories of Nemonymous (2001 - 2005):

"A Smile in the Sky", Gary Couzens
"The Friends of Mike Santini", Terry Gates-Grimwood
"The Quiet House", Allen Ashley
"With Arms Outstretched", Daniel Pearlman
"Breaking Rules", Avital Gad-Cykman
"The Gravedigger", Lawrence Dyer
"Alone", Shawn James
"The Idiot Whistled Dead", Simon Clark
"The Unmiraculous Life of Jackie Mendoza", Tamar Yellin
"Across the Hills", Tony Mileman
"All for Nothing", Rhys Hughes
"Double Zero for Emptiness", Mike O'Driscoll
"Strobe", Paul Kane
"Balafer de Vie", Lida Broadhurst
"Mansions of the Moon", Jeff VanderMeer
"Gamlingay Churchyard", A. D. Harvey
"Climbing the Tallest Tree in the World", Rhys Hughes
"Mighty Fine Days", Antony Mann
"The Assistant to Dr Jacob", Eric Schaller
"Buffet Freud", Dawn Andrews
"Ice Age", Iain Rowan
"The Vanishing Life and Films of Emmanuel Escobada", Anonymous
"Berenice's Journal", Richard Gavin
"Showcase", Sarah Singleton
"Eyes Like Water, Like Ice", Jai Clare
"Earthworks", Simon Kewin
"Striped Pajamas", Margaret B. Simon
"The Drowned", Joel Lane
"Adult Books", Robert Morrish
"Nothing", John Travis
"The Secret", G. W. Thomas
"A Spot of Tea", Janet L. Hetherington
"White Dream", Neil Bristow
"Four Minutes Thirty-Three Seconds"
"The Bluest of Grey Skies", Michael Kelly
"Practice", Jeff Holland
"Genie", Tamar Yellin
"Gerald and the Soul Doctor", David J. Brown
"Otterwise", Lucy A. E. Ward
"Sirens", Brendan Connell
"The Rest of Larry", Monica O'Rourke
"The Ballerina", Lavie Tidhar
"Shark in a Foggy Sea", Colin Hains
"Scrounge", David Mathew
"Twilight Music", Regina Mitchell
"Mobile, Phone", Brian Howell
"The Small Miracle", Rhys Hughes
"Digging for Adults", D. Harlan Wilson
"Insanity Over Creamer's Field", Joe Murphy
"Warp", Len Maynard and Mick Sims
"Sleeping Beauty", Tom Williams
"Lucia", Paul Evanby
"In the Steam Room", Tamar Yellin
"Chemo", Terry Gates-Grimwood
"The Place Where Lost Things Go", Jorge Candeias (translated from the Portuguese by Luís Rodrigues)
"Apologising to the Concrete", Jay Lake
"Creek Man", Jamie Rosen
"The Death Knell", S. D. Tullis
"Determining the Extent", Adrian Fry
"Embrace", Keith Brooke
"The Frog's Pool", Jetse de Vries
"Generous Furniture", Trent Jamieson
"Leaves Like Hearts", Rachel Kendall
"Like a Slow Motion War", Allen Ashley & Andrew Hook
"My Burglar", Gary McMahon
"Maledict Michela", Brendan Connell
"Nocturne for Doghands", Joe Murphy
"The Painter", Dominy Clements
"The Rorschach-Interpreter", D. Harlan Wilson
"Sexy Beast", Tony Mileman
"Vole Mountain", Andrew Hook
"The Withering", Bruce Golden
"The Robot & The Octopus", Tony Ballantyne
"Driving In Circles", Iain Rowan
"Running Away to Join the Town", Paul Meloy
"Solid Gold", Rachel Kendall
"George the Baker", Anonymous.
"The Hills Are Alive", Scott Tullis
"Huntin' Season", Monica O'Rourke
"Well Tempered", Neil Williamson
"The Scariest Story I Know", Scott Edelman
"New Science", Gary McMahon
"Soul Stains", Robyn Alezanders
"Grandma's Two Watches", Lavie Tidhar


Those stories were paid 25 pounds each (1,2,3) or 45 pounds each (4,5) but they were worth far more.

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des
Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 07:00 am:   

This giveaway lasts only till the end of this month. Just a reminder that I'll be selling them normally after that. Thanks to those who have so far taken up this offer, one that only comes once in a lifetime. It is really helping me out.
(Please see posts above for details).
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des
Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2006 - 01:25 am:   

Last chance saloon:

During the specialist offer of February 2006, any permutation of the multi-acclaimed Nemonymous editions (eg any number of issues one to five) will cost purely the postal & packing cost, i.e. 60p per copy (UK second class post) or two US dollars per each copy (surface mail to USA – usually 6-8 weeks).

To find out how to send money and number required of which issues plus instruction as to any signing of them you would like me to supply:

nemonymous@hotmail.com

This is an unrepeatable offer. I shall be selling them as normal after the end of February.

List of stories and authors above.

des
http://www.nemonymous.com
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des
Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 05:12 am:   

It has just occurred to me that the special Nemonymous clear-out offer than only applies to February 2006 needs fine-tuning again. Many have already taken up this unrepeatable offer – and I’ve been going back and forth to the post office with parcels…!

I say unrepeatable because after the end of February, I intend to sell copies at the normal prices to the public at large. But I did not think this fair on those who bought copies from me in the past. So if you did *buy* copies from me in the past, this offer remains open to you indefinitely until stocks last.

If you did not buy copies from me in the past, to mark your claim to this effectively indefinite free offer, all you need do is email before the end of February 2006, taking up at least one edition in the February offer. So, if ‘Nemonymous’ (with or without my signature) becomes collectable in the future, you will still be able to receive them free from me until stocks last. (‘Free’ in this context means the editions are free but postage is payable to me.)

Details of offer: nemonymous@hotmail.com
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des
Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2006 - 03:01 am:   

As a rider to that - I shall soon be running out of Nemo One editions for that offer - ie the world's first anonymous short story anthology pure and simple.
des
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des
Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2006 - 02:21 pm:   

And probably the last one, too! :-)
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des
Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 01:34 am:   

It's good that finally many more people are now reading the authors' stories in complete sets of Nemonymous. This exercise (not quite finished) has been very worthwhile. Thanks.
des
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des
Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 - 05:16 am:   

Today is the last day to get past beautiful editions of Nemonymous free in accordance with above if you're a new customer.
All you need to do is email me dated no later than 28 Feb 2006 with your order and it will count. Address: nemonymous@hotmail.com

These editions will be valuable one day. See http://www.nemonymous.com for the reason why.


I've sent out loads and loads in the last few days. Thanks to all who are helping out in this way.
des
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Jamie
Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 - 10:27 am:   

Des,

How would we get you the funds? I don't have US or Brith cash.
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des
Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 - 10:51 am:   

Hi, Jamie, write to me here, please Jamie:
nemonymous@hotmail.com
I don't think I've got your current email.
des

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