|Posted on Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 03:05 am: |
By that, I mean other than heads of state (i.e., presidents, prime ministers), annual income, or anything that won any kind of award, this year or ever.
|Posted on Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 03:06 am: |
And now that we've established the premise:
Bill, Hillary, and Al Gore were all killed in a plane crash, and went to Heaven together. There they encountered God, sitting on his magnificent throne.
God said to Bill, "Well, you've certainly led an interesting life. What can you tell me about your
convictions, that might entitle you to sit at my side?"
Bill said, "I believe in the inherent goodness of mankind, the need for us to help each other, and the ability we each have to make each other happy."
God said, "That sounds good. You may sit here at my right hand."
Then He looked down at Gore from His magnificent throne, and said, "Al Gore, what can you tell me about your convictions?"
Gore replied, "I believe that we are put here to protect the earth and each other, to value all of Your creatures, and to obey Your word."
God said, "That's good. You may sit here at my left hand."
Then He looked down at Hillary and said, "What can you tell me about your beliefs and convictions?"
Hillary replied, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."
I like this one because it sums up my own beliefs and convictions.
|Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 02:08 pm: |
My Good Ol' Boy Republican neighbors will love that one, and I can't wait to tell 'em.
|Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2003 - 02:15 pm: |
I've heard the same joke- but with Johnny Wilkinson in the Hillary part...