|The Lord of the Rings Satirized in On...
Post Number: 4
|Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 07:18 pm: |
This entry of mine having failed to win anything in the Fantasy category of the Bulwer-Lytton Contest for the second year in a row--I can only conclude that its quality is too high--I am posting it here:
Saurus stood gazing out the window of his high-rise penthouse and reflected wearily that yes, the relationship was over; but even though Freudo wanted to replace him with Slantwise as a domestic partner, it was just too typically melodramatic of him to trudge miles to throw a rather expensive and perfectly reusable gold commitment ring down a volcano.
Post Number: 144
|Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 12:30 pm: |
It reminds me of Winnie the Pooh where it says on Owl's door, "Rnig Also".
I've got biff and zow